There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
-- Unknown
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
-- Anonymous
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
-- Jeff Valdez
In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.
-- English proverb
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
-- Ellen Perry Berkeley
The smallest feline is a masterpiece.
-- Leonardo da Vinci
One cat just leads to another.
-- Ernest Hemingway
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
-- Mary Bly
Cats keep their cool, no matter what. Even when they do things like fall or lose their balance, they'll walk away with an attitude that seems to say, 'I meant to do that.'
-- Michael Jordan
Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
-- Joseph Wood Krutch
People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.
-- Faith Resnick
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
-- Alfred North Whitehead
There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.
-- Anonymous
I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.
-- Hippolyte Taine
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer
The cat has too much spirit to have no heart.
-- Ernest Menaul
Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
-- Unknown
Time spent with cats is never wasted.
-- Colette
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.
-- Joseph Wood Krutch
Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit.
-- John S. Nichols