Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.
Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies.
-- Gene Hill
In dog years, I'm dead.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of
-- Aldous Huxley
I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the
guts to bite people themselves.
-- August Strindberg
No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely
certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
-- Fran Lebowitz
Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back
from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half
a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
-- Anne Tyler
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious
-- Rita Rudner
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a
can. That's almost $7 in dog money.
-- Joe Weinstein
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have
known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
-- James Thurber
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are
-- Ann Landers
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea.
-- Robert A. Heinlein
In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should
have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.
-- Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan
Of all the things I miss from veterinary practice, puppy breath is one
of the most fond memories!
-- Dr. Tom Cat
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-- Ben Williams
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.
-- Edward Abbey
Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it
look like the dog did it.
Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the
-- Christopher Morley
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
-- Josh Billings
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-- Andrew A. Rooney
He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his
life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the
last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite
you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-- Mark Twain
Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great
-- Smiley Blanton
I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt,
and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.
-- John Steinbeck
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's
too dark to read.