Cat Quotes

There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
-- Unknown

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
-- Anonymous

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
-- Jeff Valdez

In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.
-- English proverb

As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
-- Ellen Perry Berkeley

The smallest feline is a masterpiece.
-- Leonardo da Vinci

One cat just leads to another.
-- Ernest Hemingway

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
-- Mary Bly

Cats keep their cool, no matter what. Even when they do things like fall or lose their balance, they'll walk away with an attitude that seems to say, 'I meant to do that.'
-- Michael Jordan

Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
-- Joseph Wood Krutch

People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.
-- Faith Resnick

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
-- Alfred North Whitehead

There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.
-- Anonymous

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.
-- Hippolyte Taine

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer

The cat has too much spirit to have no heart.
-- Ernest Menaul

Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
-- Unknown

Time spent with cats is never wasted.
-- Colette

Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.
-- Joseph Wood Krutch

Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit.
-- John S. Nichols